January 21, 1995

By AlekseyFr / 29.11.2012

Springfield, Pennsylvania, United States Of America
Lucker's Hut

Lucker is a friend of the band. Lucker's parent's are rich. They owned this huge house, but bought a new one. So they left Lucker in charge of the old house, while they tried to sell it. Lucker came up with the brilliant plan to throw giant house parties in the empty house. We got to play at them. Lucker's house was always a good time. Lots of beer and lots of people. You might wonder where some of the lines in "You're Pretty When I'm Drunk" come from, well, here's your answer. Yes, there were episodes of toliet-seat macing. Yes, people did whizz in beer cups.

Yes, people did poop in sinks. There was a lot of evil stuff going on. There's one particular thing that no one else other than the band probably knows about, but I'll tell it here. It involved a drop ceiling and a large packet of frozen meat. Frozen meat goes into drop ceiling, times passes, meat thaws, bugs are attracted, maggots live in ceiling and cause an awful stench. Its no wonder people were afraid of us in those days.