Screwing You On The Beach At Night

By AlekseyFr / 08.10.2012
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Nothing heats up my jacuzzi like when
this used thong I found and bedazzled with gems
brushes ever so gently against some boobs.

Altogether Ooky

By AlekseyFr / 08.10.2012
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Caught you
Sniffing my boxers
Who the fuck does that
At Red Lobster?

No Hard Feelings

By AlekseyFr / 08.10.2012
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Ain’t my job
To fuck you on your birthday
Ain’t my job
To fuck you on your birthday anymore
Ain’t my job
To fuck you on your birthday
Ain’t my job
To fuck you on your birthday anymore

Jackass

By AlekseyFr / 08.10.2012
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Jackass

Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss

By AlekseyFr / 08.10.2012
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Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss baby

Pennsylvania

By AlekseyFr / 08.10.2012
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We are «cop rock» we are screech
We are z. cavaricci
We are laser removed
Tasmanian devil tattoos

Something Diabolical

By AlekseyFr / 08.10.2012
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Eventide rise for ritual
With the thrill of a kill vengefully the engine will
Roar forth steer the dead leave forced

Ralph Wiggum

By AlekseyFr / 08.10.2012
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I’m going to Africa yes ma’am I’m a brick was President Lincoln okay? mitten
There’s a dog in the vent chicken necks? I pick Ken Griffey Jr. I fell out 2 times
I’m pedaling backwards this snowflake tastes like fish sticks we’re a totem pole dying tickles
I heard a Frankenstein lives there she’s touching my special area go banana

Farting With A Walkman On

By AlekseyFr / 08.10.2012
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I know you’re gonna play me when you get wind
I heard you’re full of shit so I’ve been duped again
But if you cover your ass with the same old song
You might as well be farting farting with a Walkman on

I’m The Least You Could Do

By AlekseyFr / 08.10.2012
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It always sucks refolding the kind of map
Needed when i get stuck where the sun don’t shine the fact
Is if i just shut up my rubbered stamp could flag you as dumb

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